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drunktrophywife:

you want me to follow back? Let me go ask my mom. She said no
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deucebowl:

If I have to burp there’s a 100% chance I’m going to say a word as I’m doing it
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  • everyday: i need new clothes
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ozzyosborntodie:

i’m still waiting for my grandma to tell me i’m the future princess of Genovia